You can see the hits!
Hit the Mayo 5 times!
No brainer
Hit 20 times!
Trimmed hearts
Hit 50 times!
Micro downsizing
Hit 200 times!
20th century diet
Hit 350 times!
Go eat cake
Hit 500 times!
Nosey Caesar
Hit 550 times!
Club
Hit 700 times!
Short timer
Hit 1500 times!
Knee record
Hit 3000 times!
Venus-wise
Hit 5000 times!
*The Crow movie pun*
Hit 8000 times!
An ingredient to rule them all
Hit 10000 times!
What do we do now?
Unlock all the achievements!
Red Bikini!
This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)
Cheetah
Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)
Topless!
Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)
Crème a la Mayo
Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)
Banana!
Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)
Potato!
Banana? (Hit this 300 times)
Catsup
Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)
Red Cheetah
Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)
Elephant fun times!
Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)
Balls of yarn
Amazing Story (150 hits)
Rain
Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)
Z's
Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)
Blonde bombshell!
Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)
Cheesy Rap
Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)
Catch my cold!
Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)
Screwed
Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)
Vanished...
Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)
I'm just a mayo.
Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)
Young Boy
I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)
Rock Star!
Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)
Dad
Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)
Ordinary
Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)
Identity issues...
Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)
Best Seller
It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)
Glam Rock
Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)
Support!
While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)
A Mime?
In the end... (Hit this 50 times)
Something important
A Story About Life. (120 hits)
The Box of Love
Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)
Just kidding...
The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)
Move
Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)
Muscles
Move. (10 hits, follow the life)
Part of life
Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)
Philosophy
Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)
Talking about life
Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)
I am Mayonnaise!
Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)