
Fast & furious got nothing on you!

Frigates are just another statistic...

Destroying Cruisers equals a good workout!

Capital Ships crumble before you!

You eat Scum & Pirates for breakfast!

You turn Space Pigs into deliciousness!

There's an Alpha Predator & it's you!

Crush them & hear their lamentations!

Zerkers just need to chill-out man!

Liberate humanity from the Imperials!

Free humanity from the Xeno taint!

Restore the Human Condition to immortals!

Big or small, trade crises will be fixed!

You fight for a paycheck & you like it!

You are a mass murderer of asteroids!

Empires drown under your contrabands!

Everybody loves a nice & big booty!

Throwing drones at the problem!

E-Warping gives you a major high!

Sacrifices for the greater good... You!