I Can Save the World
Get the good ending.
I Can Destroy The World
Get the bad ending.
I Fixed Your Heart
Resuscitate a downed bandmate.
I'm a Serious Musician
Get 100% on any music minigame part.
I'm a Knife-Wielding Lunatic
Sever some limbs while dual-wielding machetes.
I Made A Garden of Skulls
Make a cluster of 5 healing head totems.
I Demolished You With The 80's
Crush an enemy beneath an arcade machine.
I Steal Your Soul
Rob 7 enemies of their souls.
I Got a Tattoo
Get your first tattoo! You look great.
I'm All Inked Up
Get ALL tattoos. Now you're a mage.
I'm a Uniter
Host a team attack, join a team attack.
I Melt Your Face a Thousand Ways
Poison, burn, melt, shock, explode, and shatter your foes.
I Gave Them a Show
Defeat King Tepes.
I Battled a Ghost
Defeat Lord Mortimer's phantom.
I Brought Down a Giant
Defeat the Boss Monster.
I'm a Brewmaster
Craft a beer.
I'm Thorough
Find all relics.
I'm All Sorts of Famous
Get the good ending (Total Anarchy playthrough)
I'm The King of Rock and Roll
Get the good ending (Chaos playthrough)
I Have An Army
Unlock an alternate band from the Sceniverse.
I'm Cemetery Go Go Go
Defeat Circe Bathory in St. Sanders Cemetery.
I Removed a Stain
Defeat the Lady in Tatters.
I Cut the Supply Chain
Defeat the Infested Roadie.
I'm an Exorcist
Defeat Beelzebaal.
I'm a Reverse Repairman
Defeat the Wretched Electronics.
I'm the Hunter
Defeat Vlad The Eternally Cold.
I Earned an Organ
Defeat the Gory Mound.
I Collected a Being
Accumulate Smockula's Body.
I Like it Better This Way
Dye some clothes. How does that look?
I'll Give Birth to a King
Eat a heart while in female form.