The Right Way
Pick Anon Mask
Point of no return
Pick Cancer Mask
Modern Hero
Kill Cancer on the first mission
You're no /b/rother to me
Kill anons on the first mission
Generation ABU
Kill anons on the first mission
I am a legal alien
Kill cancer on the first mission
Builder
Take the builder quest
Guard
Take the guard quest
An exploding sucess
Explode the building
Speechmeister
Get to jail after talking to police
Straight outta Bitardia
Get to jail after showing the video
Direct hit
Get to jail after entering the police station
Solid Snake
Get to jail while taking the camera
Loser
Cancel the note-finding mission
I love it!
You have finished the note-finding mission
Lookie, who we have here!
Finish the "Fifth Column" quest
Caravan robba
Rob the caravan
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
Get arrested for spoiling the stand
Forbidden love
Finish the "QT 3.14" quest
Shut Up And Take My Money!
Buy a pillow for anon
PROFIT!!!
Get some cash on arena
Professional
More than 100 killed on arena
The Shawshank redemption
Break out of prison
Good times, huh?
Served a term in prison
Liberator
Rescue the hostage
I hate these people
Finish the "Hotline Bitardia" quest
Sharper
Beat anon in cards
Victim of the regime
To die, refusing to work on the Abu
Recruitment
Agree to work on Abu
Spooky Scary /B/itards
Finish a halloween-quests
Jon Snow
Finish the "Winter is coming" quest
Happy New Year!
Paranoia
Finish the "Missing part" quest
Wheel of Fortune
Finish the "Fifth wheel" quest
Let's Be Real
Take care of the hospital
Royale With Cheese
Return anon's debt
Nothing to Lose
Take care of the bank
Follow the Beige Box
Agree to work for resistance
The End of Bitardia
Get the main ending
Brave New World
Get an alternate ending