
Good joooob!
You hit the ball over the net.

Getting there
Get the ball over the net 5 times.

Would hit again
Get the ball over the net 10 times.

Player
Get the ball over the net 20 times.

Veteran
Get the ball over the net 50 times.

Professional Video Tennis Player
Get the ball over the net 100 times.

Don’t you need to go pee?
Get the ball over the net 200 times.

First blood
Incapacitate a ball person.

First blood: Part II
Incapacitate a few ball people.

Getting out of hand
Incapacitate several ball people.

Do you like to hurt other people?
Incapacitate a pack of ball people.

Killing spree
Incapacitate lots of ball people.

99 problems, but a ball ain’t one
Incapacitate a horde of ball people.

Do you want to pursue and engage them?
Incapacitate a throng of ball people.

Statistics
Incapacitate a swarm of ball people

#SexyBeast
“Flirt” with 666 ball people.

Ring my bell
Hit the bell in the tower.

Extra special cool coin hit
Hit one of the corner tower coins.

To bee or not to bee
Incapacitate a bee.

Dedication
Play for an hour straight.

Mastery of the field
Hit 10000 balls.

Godzilla
Incapacitate 5 ball people within the duration of “giant mode”.

Battery assault
Incapacitate a ball person with the racket.

Stradivicious
Incapacitate a ball person with the violin.

Oooooh!
Incapacitate 3 ball people with one “heart bomb”.

My heart will go on
Hit a heart.

Exploding heart
Wait for it…

Big racket
Overcompensation.

Big ball
#SelfieBowling

Giant mode
Puny ball people.

Bee
Bzzzzzz...

Violin
Expensive tennis racket.

Heart heads
Love is all around you.

#SelfieTennis space program
Hit a very high ball

Byeeeeee… eee… ee…
Make a ball person “fly”

Bye.
Make a guy fall off the court.

Collateral damage
Incapacitate a ball person with another ball person.

Stop hitting yourself
Hit yourself and change color 3 times.

CHEATER!
Use one of the cheat buttons.

Sadistic bee-haviour
Incapacitate a ball person with a bee.

Rampage
Incapacitate 5 ball people within 10 seconds.

Greetings from #SelfieTennis land
Tweet a selfie with the selfie stick.

Who am I?
Record yourself with the selfie stick.
