Frustrated fireman
Hit the unbreakable emergency glass with the hammer three times.
If it doesn't work this time I quit
Perform a toast with the mug filled to each level.
Actually reading the terms and conditions
Listen to all of the bartender's disclaimers without skipping any.
Subito fortissimo
Find the hidden picture in Chapter 1.
DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN
Complete Chapter 1.
At least he's good at math
Experience every excerpt from Newton's fanfiction.
World's worst hider
Get kicked out of Newton's yard in three different ways.
Librus distractificus!
Find the hidden picture in Chapter 2.
On the shoulders of nitwits
Complete Chapter 2.
If it looks like a duck...
Check yourself out in the mirror.
Did you seriously just GUESS that?
Set the correct combination for the Vitruvian sign without first finding the clue for it.
Plumbing the depths
Explore the sleeping plant for evidence of a previous meal.
Dream wrangler
Help the sleeping guard catch the centaur.
You didn't hear it from me, but...
Find the hidden picture in Chapter 3.
:)
Complete Chapter 3.
A (semi) private moment
Find the hidden picture in the finale.
Blasts from the past
Dodge Lupin's laser shots until he runs out of one-liners.
A meeting of the minds
Complete the finale.
Let's do the time warp again!
Reset your progress on a chapter you've 100% completed.
Real-life time traveler
Start up the game before a certain other time-traveling adventure game was even released.