Bookwyrm
With a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour.
Crate Master
Wooden boxes tremble in your presence.
Anubis
Who will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand?
Kaiju
You took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town.
Bean Counter
It'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans.
Party Leaver
You're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer.
Invited
You've been cordially invited.
Backup
Save this run to your highlight reel!
Perfect!
Flawless victory...
Chimosine
Good luck getting rid of this cat now!
Armored Glove
The high score is now in your iron grip!
Key of Freedom
Freedom is relying on those you trust.
Ace Captain
The divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear.
Gooliette
Je ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette!
Asteroid Ace
You ain't afraid of no rocks.
Binary Division
You split a rock in half down to an molecule.
Run Home
You have completed the Run Home campaign.
Duril
Not a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter!
Sage
The crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will.
The Goo'ed Life
You got hitched to the goo.
Ring Runner
The Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners.
Blue Milk
You've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive.
Sweetwater
You have completed the Sweetwater campaign.
Majority Owner
Because most of the gold is just not enough.
Self-Destruct Mutton
You've always got one finger on the mutton.
Great Betrayer
In a room full of demons, you're the bad guy.
Redeemer
No one is ever beyond redemption.
Vigilante
You're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve.
T'owl Feather
You finally found the T'owl you were looking for.
Resurrector
You've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff!
Barrely Victorious
You were barrely victorious!
Cold Brew
Simply the best way to brew beans.
Gladiator
You are the master of the arena.
Endless Run
There's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward.
Pumpkin Pail
You've survived enough tricks to earn a treat!
Dragonslayer
You slay queen!
Smashed Record
It's more of a lightly scratched record actually.
Necronomnomicon
Rib stickin' meals for skelly bellies.
Spoiler Alert
Why do you seek spoilers of your own story?
Killing Machine
You don't need no bots to know how to rock!
Head Engineer
The Steam Workship is yours!
Cheddar Buoy Biscuits
One will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you.
Top Ten
You're initial top charts!
Number 1
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries!
Survivalist
You've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed.
The Tower
You have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower.
Second Gumming
Let's hope that was the last gumming...
Quantum Power
You're powered by the RNG of the universe!
Evil Eye
The pendant is a ward against Samhain's witchcraft.
Vampirism
Anyone got any otter blood?
Sweetwater Taffy
How many times must you cleanse the spring of Sweetwater?
Kooky Cookies
Those were the kookiest cookies you ever cooked.
Lycanthropy
Better start shopping for razors in the bulk aisle.
Supa Lupa
You've made your friend Lupa more supa!
Witch Coven
You've signed your name into the ledger.
Samhain
You accepted the challenge, fought and never lost.
Halloween Machine
Fear-powered!
Deco Quest
The mystery of the Halloween prankster has been solved.
Corn Cannon
Finally, a good use for candy corn.
Skate White
You can drop in and smack the lip with the best of them.
Slam Page
King of the monsters.
Shinoobi
You're the master of all noobies.
Ring Runner Arcade
Hope an alien race wasn't watching your leet skills...
Bringin' Down the House
The frat boys are gonna need a new roof.
Krampus
You've un-Kramp-efied the holiday season!