Arthur Haste-ings
Take Phlash as Arthur
A Bit of The Old Ultraviolence
Kill 100 NPCs in a single playthrough
Our Prudent Friend
Listen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes
Shocking Biology
Kill a guy named Ryan Andrews
That Kind Of Game
Retrieve the credentials from the club
The Slaughterer's Apprentice
Finish all of the butcher's apprentice quests
Mother of All Victories
Complete "Band of Brothers" encounter
The Great Lubricator
Deliver the cod liver oil
Not In Kansas Any More
Cross into the Village for the first time
Archipelagist
Set foot on every island
The Importance of Not Being Seen
Finish Mystery House without being spotted once
Cat Burglar
In Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats
Gimme Shelter
Unlock all of Arthur's shelters
I Got Better
Contract and cure the plague
The Saint
Complete the entire game without directly murdering anyone
Baby You're a Rich Man
Gain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?
Survive 50 days
Now I Can Die Happy
Die while overdosing on Joy
Remember, Remember
Find all collectibles
You Do Know Jack
Collect all Uncle Jack Shows
Snug as a Bug on a Drug
Take the Joy at the very beginning of the game
Employee of the month
Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones
Enjoy the View
Correctly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work
Downer
Complete Arthur's intro
The Arthur Hastings
Finish Arthur's playthrough
Hot on her Heels
Find all notes related to Prudence
Resistance is Futile
Talk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Breaking Blackberry
Complete Sally intro
I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Mornin
Knock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer
The Wyrd Sisters
Complete the Crones encounter
The Toxic Ex
Complete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
The Sally Boyle
Finish Sally's playthrough
Gotta Catch Them All!
Catch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
Sugar Daddy
Inject yourself with glucose 10 times
Lighten Up
Use 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie
Bon Voyage
Complete Ollie's intro
Miss Byng is Indisposed
Complete "No Place Like Home" encounter
Get the Float Out of Here
Complete "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
A Heavy Burden
Spread the Message
The Ollie Starkey
Finish Ollie's playthrough
Shouldn't These Be Red?
Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels
Headmaster
Get 100 Eye Shots
Well-Read
Pick Up All Lore Items
Metal Guru
Kill 8 Robots in the Intro
Local Hero
Save all the Villagers
Queen Faraday
Complete Act 2
Deprogrammed
Complete Act 3
Helter Smelter
Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter
A Smashing Adventure
Complete the DLC
Poor Viv
Complete Act 1
#1 on the Charts
Lifetime Achievement Award
One Day in the Life
Survived Day 1
B-Side
Survived Day 2
Golden Idol
Vibe all Nick statues
Liner Notes
Pick Up All Lore Items
Mind Blower
Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt
Love Me Don't
Serenade 30 people
Great Vibrations
Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe
The Hits Just Keep On Coming
Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record
The Full Nicky
Pole Dance Naked
A Bright, Shiny Medal
Factory Finish
Tap Out
Bibliophile
Collect All Lore Notes
Self-Actualized
Unlock All Upgrades
Alley Catch
Find Loot in Alleyway
Canal Retentive
Find Loot in Canal
Push Over
Knock Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo
Down the Tubes
Zap 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun
All Natural
Finish DLC With No Upgrades