Holy Moly!
Earn all Achievements
No Time to Zork Around
Complete all levels in Time Attack mode
Zomegacorp Employee of the Month
Complete the game
Sugar Rush
Collect all 150 bottles of Black Hola Cola
That's a Wrap
Last Zork Standing
Defeat the giant robot bosses in each world without dying
Panic Box!
Get stuck at the objective in Level 9 on Hyperactivia
Been There, Died Like That
Meet your end in six different ways
Hoarding the Cola
Collect 30 bottles of Black Hola Cola in a single world
No Guts, No Glory
Jump on Hammerbot's head and live to tell the tale
Defied by Gravity
Complete Earth 2.0 level 10 while jumping no more than 5 times
Up to You
Complete Event Horizon Level 3 while jumping no more than 14 times
Beswitched
Complete Earth 2.0 level 10 while swapping no more than 11 times
Both in the Same Float
Keep both characters suspended in air at the same time for 4 seconds
Sucky Speed
Finish Event Horizon in under 16 minutes
Speedy Bonzo
Finish Hyperactivia in under 24 minutes
Malcolm at the Front
Finish Veraville in under 26 minutes
Mooned in Time
Finish Earth 2.0 in under 31 minutes
Crafty Velocity
Finish Sherbert in under 34 minutes
Newbie Hoarder
Collect all bottles of Black Hola Cola in a single level
Switched at Birth
Complete Event Horizon Level 3 while swapping no more than 11 times
I'll Be Your Friend Til the End
Complete a level with a random multiplayer partner
No Sucking Involved
Finish Event Horizon
Met at the Candy Shop
Finish Hyperactivia
A Fistful of Zorks
Finish Veraville
One Small Step for a Zork
Finish Earth 2.0
Way of the Tentacle
Finish Sherbert
Wanna Play With Me?
Invite a friend to a multiplayer match
Bloated
Shift for the first time