Please stand up
Kill all 5 shades before defeating Darkness.
Groovy
Avoid losing your chainsaw to the lunatic
Vandal
Destroy the Statue in a single round.
It gets worse here everyday
Die in the jungle.
Death and Glory. And Death.
Discover all endings.
Welcome to Die!
Lose a game.
Make your Time
Lose 100 games.
I forgot how to warrior
Have your Reflex, HtH or Marksmanship reduced to 5.
Fisto
Punch Darkness.
Laser Lost
Lose your Laser Lance.
Laser Loser
Lose your Laser Lance twice in a single game.
Cruelty Zoo
Murder the wildlife (Kill 200 animals).
Re-Dead
Kill 200 Zombies.
Waning
Kill 200 Moon cultists
John 1:5
Kill Darkness 25 times on any difficulty.
Normal
Beat the game on 'Normal'.
Hard
Beat the game on 'Hard'.
Masochist
Beat the game on 'Classic.
Glowin’
Take 200 points of Radiation poisoning.
Bleedin’
Take 200 points of physical damage.
Turnin’
Take 200 points of Venom poisoning.
Clumsy
Encounter 3 traps in a row.
Call Kenny Loggins
Reach the last 5 cards of the Pyramid deck.
Score!
Gather over 10,000 points.
Sooner or later, you have to let go
Unlock the ‘Jaguar’ weapon
Masochist Plus
Beat game on Classic Mode 5 Times
Darkness Trumped
Win game 3 times in a row in same session
Zombi-cide
Kill 500 zombies
Fight Club
Win a game with only the laser lance and fist as weapons (kit allowed)
Chain of Skulls
Kill at least one Monkey, Jaguar, Crocodile, Zombie, Cultist, Mutant, Aberration, and the Darkness in a single game
Throne of Skulls
Kill at least one Monkey, Jaguar, Crocodile, Zombie, Cultist, Mutant, Aberration, and the Darkness in a single game on Classic Difficulty
Seems Ironic
Kill the Suicide Cultist with an explosive weapon
Don't bring a Chainsaw to a Knife fight
Have a Chainsaw destroyed while having the Knife still in your inventory
Fight Fire with Fire
Kill the Flame Thrower Cultist with the Flame Thrower
Not a Family Man
Kill the Jaguar Matriarch and her guardians in a single attack