(Love Is) Thicker Than Water
Unlocked the Inflatiboat For Cars.
Ring My Bell
Unlocked the Pickup Finder.
Rubberband Man
Unlocked the Reverser Wheel.
Keep on Truckin'
Unlocked the Traffic Coner.
Cold as Ice
Unlocked the Multiplier Freezer.
Play That Funky Music
Unlocked the Beary Nice Music Box.
You Spin Me Right Round
Follow a lady into the big smoke.
I've Made a Huge Mistake
Make a huge mistake.
Tijuana Taxi
I Will Survive
Survive the Mountain Fair Demolition Derby without exploding.
It's Tuesday!
Stand still for a minute of silence at The Memorial.
The Horn Proclaimers
Honk your horn 500 times, then honk your horn 500 more.
Baby Come Back
Die 360 times.
I've Covered Wars, You Know
Revolve over 53,596 times.
Baby on Board
Aggressively warn a dozen pedestrians with the Trafffic Coner.
Fly Like an Eagle
Purchase a pet eagle.
Welcome to eSports
Complete your first eSports Speedrun Challenge.
Better Than Mama
Get a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team.
Straight to the Pool Room
In "Ball Bouncers", bounce the ball at least 12 times.
Sweet Freedom
In "Run Like Crazy", get 150 yards away.
Fire and Rain
In "Death from Above", survive for 30 seconds.
Angry Eyes
In "Limocide", take out 50 pedestrians.
Pope on the Ropes
In "Farming Simulator 1977", complete your farming in under 40 seconds.
Disco Inferno
In "Destruction Derby", take out 8 cars.
Assistant Professor
In "The Great Hunt", find 6 regions.
That's Where The Happy People Go
View the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the DMV ride. Useful, isn't it?
Hotel Roundabout
Purchase some property.
Feels Like the First Time
Purchase something from The Chrome Dome.
25 or 6 to 4
Reach a 35x multiplier.
For the Love of Money
Collect every Cash Stash.
Gonna Fly Now
Accomplish every Sick Jump.
Star Power
Collect every star in a single ride.
Low Rider
Discover all of the horns.
Possession Obsession
Purchase every hat and paint job.
Still the One
Collect every star in every ride.
True Maximilian
Purchase every property.
Feels So Good
Reach 100% completion on a mission.
What a Fool Believes
Reach 100% completion for the entire game.
Wheels of Steel
Complete an eSports Speedrun without exploding.
Smoke & Mirrors
Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.