Well, That Wasn't What I Expected
Cool guys don't look at them.
Tripped On A Curb
Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Working On Your Tan
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Leaking Like A Sieve
It's just a flesh wound!
Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI
A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Ran Out Of Laundry Pods
You think hunger is a game?
Expecting A Third Arm?
Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Trust Me, I'm An Architect
Somebody call OSHA.
250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage
If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Patch It Up
Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Harder, Better, Stronger
And it didn't cost six million dollars.
You Shall Not Pass
Full Metal Barracks
Helping Hand
Medic!
We All Need A Friend Like You
New Vocation
An Apple A Day
With Last Breath
One foot in the grave.
A Long Way To Go
So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Long Distance Relationship
Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Has To Be A Lucky Shot
Hacker
The Things We Do
Fisticuffs
American Nutcase
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
Cock Fight
That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Size Doesn't Matter
Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Mr. Clean
You really mopped his clock.
I Got The Remedy
Guinea Pig
Moneybags
Dive into that vault of coins!