Bloody brainless Spartan!
Spill 100 liters of blood
You depraved bloody vampire!
Spill 500 liters of blood
You're a great tinkerer!
Associate 100 items
You're the MacGyver of murder, right?
Associate 1000 items
Has he lost his mind?
Cut off 5 heads
Off with his head!
Cut off 15 heads
Footloose and fancy-free!
Cut off 10 legs
How about opening a jerky business?
Cut off 50 legs
You remind me of a butcher I once knew...
Dismember the Bad Guy 50 times
You do like to be the master of puppets right ?
Fling the Bad Guy 1000 meters away
What's the matter with those pages?!
Make the Bad Guy read 50 magazines
Tissue seller
Make the Bad Guy watch 50 movies
Run, Bad Guy. Ruuuun!
Make the Bad Guy run 5000 meters
Would you mind awfully letting go of my ball?
Keep hold of the ball for 5 seconds
Vigilant
Kill the Bad Guy 25 times
You're getting into contract killer territory now...
Kill the Bad Guy 50 times
My God, what have you become?
Kill the Bad Guy 250 times
You're not made for this. Why not take up knitting instead?
Fail 50 times
They say that "It's the taking part that counts" right ?
Fail 10 times
Hmm... discretion isn't your thing, huh?
Make the Bad Guy run away 10 times
Call him next time, it would be faster!
Make the Bad Guy run away 25 times
He is likely to be dead.
Kill the Bad Guy 5 times on the same level
Leave some to the necrophilics
Kill the Bad Guy 25 times on the same level
Take your time, why don't you?
Kill the Bad Guy in one day
Better late than never
Kill the Bad Guy over several days
First Blood!
Commit your first assassination
He can keep on running
Kill the Bad Guy 5 times as he's escaping
So cute! You're like a cat messing with a mouse
Kill the Bad Guy 35 times as he's escaping
Tough job
Kill a Bodyguard
He just shouldn't have followed him!
Kill 5 Bodyguards
Protect thyself
Kill 10 Bodyguards
Easy tiger... we've got a quota you know!
Kill one innocent bystander
He kind. You dumb!
Kill 10 innocent bystanders
Should I call your mom to make you stop?!
Kill 25 innocent bystanders
Welcome aboard!
Start the game
Cooking some white sauce?
Make a pedestrian stop in front of a porn item 25 times
A good week at work
Spend 35 hours playing the game
Extra hours
Spend 2 hours playing the game
Accident or suicide? We'll leave you the benefit of the doubt
Kill one cop
Cops ain't Bad Guys. No they're not!
Kill 5 cops
There are plenty of these in the world...
Make the Bad Guy run away for the first time
Star wars!
Get 396 stars
Nazi Zombiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies
Finish Level Zombies!
Hasta la vista, baby!
Finish Level T666
Guardian angel
Finish Level DNKTBG
Show off!
Share one image on Facebook
I didn't know you were such an exhibitionist!
Share one image on Twitter
What the hell is wrong with you??!!
Put a dog on a catapult
I'm glad you are not my dentist
Get 60 teeth
Ready to travel?
Get 60 passports