
YOU'RE FIRED
Fire another player

Getting productive
Complete all your tasks

Pack your things
Get fired

Number two
Get promoted to the assistant

Janitor
Become the janitor

Popular
Receive a phone call

Keep on slacking
Win a game as a slacker

Risky virus
Infect manager's computer

Who poisoned me?
Take 5 shit in the same game

Repairman
Update the firmware of 100 cameras

No witnesses
Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use

Burp!
Drink 100 beers

Who did this?
Enable servers after disabling them

Minesweeper grand master
Win 100 Minesweeper games

Snake grand master
Get a score over 60 at Snake

Trust issues
Fire your own assistant

The traitor
Win as a Slacker Assistant

Sticky Bandits
Place 15 sticky notes in one game

On a Roll!
As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Crossed
Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

World's best janitor
As a janitor, get promoted to assistant

Don't mind me
Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

IT guy
Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF

Risky note
Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager

Smokers Cough
Smoke 100 cigarettes

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson
Dance for 3 min straight in one game

Employee of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist

Sowing the seeds of doubt
Email the manager from another players PC

Slacker of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker

This will go to HR
Get fired as Manager

I'm the boss NOW
Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss

UGH dammmit
Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map

Picasso from the office
Hang a drawing on the display board

Firefighter
Extinguish 50 Fires

Changed my mind
Be demoted from assistant

Receptionist is that you?
Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map

The crazy colleague

