YOU'RE FIRED
Fire another player
Getting productive
Complete all your tasks
Pack your things
Get fired
Number two
Get promoted to the assistant
Janitor
Become the janitor
Popular
Receive a phone call
Keep on slacking
Win a game as a slacker
Risky virus
Infect manager's computer
Who poisoned me?
Take 5 shit in the same game
Repairman
Update the firmware of 100 cameras
No witnesses
Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Burp!
Drink 100 beers
Who did this?
Enable servers after disabling them
Minesweeper grand master
Win 100 Minesweeper games
Snake grand master
Get a score over 60 at Snake
Trust issues
Fire your own assistant
The traitor
Win as a Slacker Assistant
Sticky Bandits
Place 15 sticky notes in one game
On a Roll!
As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row
Crossed
Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
World's best janitor
As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Don't mind me
Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
IT guy
Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Risky note
Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Smokers Cough
Smoke 100 cigarettes
Dance Dance Dale & Dawson
Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Employee of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
Sowing the seeds of doubt
Email the manager from another players PC
Slacker of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
This will go to HR
Get fired as Manager
I'm the boss NOW
Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
UGH dammmit
Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Picasso from the office
Hang a drawing on the display board
Firefighter
Extinguish 50 Fires
Changed my mind
Be demoted from assistant
Receptionist is that you?
Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
The crazy colleague
