Practice Makes Perfect
Win a skirmish match against an AI
Hat Trick
Win a skirmish match against the AI with each of the factions
Glutton for Punishment
Win a skirmsh match against 3 AI opponents on hard difficulty
Even Ground
Win a one-on-one multiplayer match
I Could Do This All Day
Win 100 skirmish matches
Tag Team
Win a 2v2 multiplayer match
One Player to Rule Them All
Win a four player free-for-all match
Full Time Job
Win 100 multiplayer matches of any size or mode
No More Running
Complete the Beta campaign on any difficulty
Point of First Contact
Complete the Human campaign on any difficulty
Call for Help
Complete the Goo campaign on any difficulty
End of the Beginning
Complete all missions of the campaign on any difficulty
GG
Complete all missions of the campaign on Hard difficulty
Game Ender
Win a multiplayer match after destroying an enemy Epic unit
Epic Loss
Destroy each faction's Epic unit during a multiplayer or skirmish match
Start of Something Epic
Build an Epic unit
Epic Escalation
Build the Epic unit for each faction
Weapon of Mass Destruction
Win a skirmish or multiplayer match in Total Annihilation mode
Maxed Out!
During a multiplayer match, build the maximum possible number of units
Macro Master
As Human or Beta, complete a multiplayer or skirmish match without ever hitting the resource cap
Barca's Finest
Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the Beta campaign on any difficulty
Galactic Explorer
Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the Human campaign on any difficulty
Evolutionary Pinnacle
Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the Goo campaign on any difficulty
Uncompromised Conquest
Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the campaign on any difficulty
Completionist
Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the campaign on hard difficulty
Fort Awesome
Have at least 3 of every Sentinel type in your base at once during a single ranked multiplayer match
Self Sacrifice
Feed a Mother Goo to a Proto-Purger (in any aspect of the game)
Back from the Dead
Rebuild your HQ (in any aspect of the game)
Kickin' It Old School
Win a LAN match (against an actual person or persons)
World War G
Consume 100 enemy units or structures with formless Goo in a ranked multiplayer match
Sharing is Caring
Destroy 5 Extractors or Mother Goos with a Mother Goo in a single ranked multiplayer match
Seasoned Engineer
Heal 1000 or more damage using the Repair Pad structure during a single ranked multiplayer match
Ain't Nobody Got Time for That
Have at least 20 units mounted on wall pillars at the same time during a single ranked multiplayer match
Master of Teleportation
Use the Teleporter structure at least 3 times and teleport at least 5 structures during a single ranked multiplayer match
Civil Servant
Complete the Mago's Pass mission without losing a single civilian