Pacifist
Complete the game without directly killing any enemies
You'll Miss Me When I'm Gone
Leave Maggie behind in the dungeon
Backstabber
Give your friend and ally what was coming to her
Immaculate Challenge
Complete the game without being hurt at all
Developer Access Only
Access the developer's office
These Glorious Few
Complete the game without using a shrine once
Meagre Vegan
Complete the game without eating a single piece of food
You Can Block?
Complete the game without a shield
Brains!
Resurrect from the dead
The First Of Many
Die the first time
BigKeep
Complete the game in New Game+ mode
A Beautiful Moustache
Grace the dungeon with an air of elegance and sophistication
Dirty Cheat
Disregard the principles of permadeath
Defender
Find a Shield
Warrior
Find a Sword
Coinage
Discover a treasure chest
Violent Escape
Kill your first hostile
Saviour
Release your first prisoner
Penitent
Sacrifice gold to the gods
Big Ballin'
Defeat the first boss
Acid Bath
Find a use for that damn acid cauldron
Piñata
Discover the hidden stash of gold
Crystal Cleanser
Destroy your first crystal
Invasion
Release the horde
Big Spender
Sacrifice gold to the higher gods
Archaeologist
Ascend to the overgrown surface
Elevated Expectations
Discover the secret shop entrance
Unstoppable
Beat Level 5
Magic Blocker
Deflect a magical projectile
Portal
Reach the Alternate Demonsion
Mother of Dragons
Befriend a Baby Dragon
Maggie's Wrath
Incur the wrath of Maggie
Blade of Fire
Discover the Flaming Sword
Lord of Time
Master the ability to bend time
Party
Witness a Dungeon Party
Sword of God
Unlock the Final Weapon