ACHIEVEMENT WHORE
Unlock all achievements
1-800-CLEARED
Finish the game
1-800-GETHELP
Finish the game on hard mode
1-800-GODDAMN
Get A+ on all levels on normal
NUCLEAR WASTE
FANTASTIC!
Unlock all the Fans
THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...
Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
SNAKE CHARMER
Unlock all snake masks
WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS
Unlock all of the Son's techniques
FANATIC
Clear a level with each Fan
FAMILY BUSINESS
Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
SNAKES ON A HEAD
Clear a level with each snake mask
DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU
Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Get the big picture
A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS
Use every weapon in the game at least once
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
Destroy 100 electronic devices
KARMA
Die 1000 times
GENOCIDE
Kill 50,000 enemies
GOT YOUR BACK
Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
FOLLOW THE SCRIPT
Do as the Director says!
ASSASSIN'S CRED
Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
DEAD SILENT
Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!
Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
STARE INTO THE ABYSS
THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES
COMBO BEGINNER
Perform a 5x combo
COMBO INTERMEDIATE
Perform a 10x combo
COMBO MASTER
Perform a 15x combo
COMBO GOD
Perform a 20x combo