Regression
Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
Ecclesiastical Extraction
Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Roman Holiday
Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Volcano Antagonizer
Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Hot Hot Hot
Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
All Roads Lead To Rome
Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Are You Not Entertained?
Party like it's 199.
La Nonna é Mobile
Meet a powerful granny.
Holy Driver
Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Harvest Noon
Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
See Carcassonne And Die
Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
The Informant?
What if you could talk to the monsters?
Class Reunion
Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
The Last Human
Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Oil's Well That Ends Well
Escape the Oil Rig.
From Earth With Love
Send Mental a message he won't forget.
Serious Sam
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Get Serious
Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
Oh, Shut Up
Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Bullseye
One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Tear 'n' Rip
Melee a big enemy.
Max Pain
Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Atomic Wedgie
Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.
Heads Up!
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
Pow Pow!
Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.
Megabarf
Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Spinal Tap
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.
All Kleer
Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.
Enemy of My Enemy
Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Say Hello To My Mini Friend
Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.
Harvest Festival
Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
No Surrender
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Spread the Joy
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
This Seems Safe
Unlock a S.A.M.
Veni Vidi Witchy
Kill a Witchbride using C4.
Quadruple the Gun
Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Dismemberfest
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
The Spirit of Roma
Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Cultist Stimulator
Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
For the Cause
Find out what happened to Alessandro.
That Belongs In A Museum
Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
That Burning Sensation
Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Hard Science Fiction
Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
Signature Move
Sign Secchi's rifle.
You Have Been Wormed
Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Where's That Girl
Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Mushroom Surprise
Find out what happened to the English airman.
Southern Gentleman
Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
Fulbert le Fou
Discover Fulbert's great invention.
Serious Art
Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
The French Achievement
Achievement is your middle name.
Classic Hero Stuff
Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
Quality Time
Go on a date with Hellfire.
Brass Lantern
Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.