It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It
Perform a heart transplant.
Kali Mah!
Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Socialised Medicine!
Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Nine Nine Nine!
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Life's Too Short
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
One With The Speed Bumps
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
I Think I Got This
Perform a brain transplant.
How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?
Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Sweet Blasphemy
Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Brainstorm
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Nigel You Bloody Hero
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!
Perform a double kidney transplant.
Don't In-Test My Patience
Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Performance Anxiety
Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
When You Have No Choice But To Operate
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Shh I Doctor Now
Calm your patient.
Flippin' The Bird
Show the patient your disdain.
Surgery Horns
Express your appreciation of the metal.
Pinky Swear
Make a promise with the rib cage.
Surgetricity
Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Performance Enhancer?
Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
I Immediately Regret This Decision
Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
And They Said It Was Impossible!
Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Butter Fingers
Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
What Have I Done??
Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Hammer Time
Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Mother Hen
Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Keyhole Surgery
Completely remove the rib cage.
Practically Licensed
Complete all procedures.
I Should Never Have Doubted Myself
Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Best Surgeon In The World
Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Like A Wet Paper Towel
Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
I'm Sure He'll Live
Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Like An Animal
Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Vworrrp Vworrrp
Create a Time Lord.
The Beat Of Your Heart
Replace the heart with something else.
Frikkin' Lasers
Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News
Answer the phone.
Nigel The Secretary
Go about your secretarial duties.
Go For The Optics!
Perform
10 Megabytes Of Raw Data
Collect all floppy disks.
Spaaaaaaaaace
Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!
Completely smash up the rib cage.
About As Politically Correct As Fur
Give the patient a... scarf.
There Is Nothing More To Teach...
Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Valve Actually Let Us Do This?
Successfully use the VHS tape.
Let's Go Practice Medicine
Perform an uber heart transplant.
That's How I Lost My Medical License
Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Should I Be Awake For This?
Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
The Sound Of Progress My Friend!
Explode a heart.
Archimedes!
Hit Archimedes with a heart.
It's In! It's In I Tell You!
...and it was going so well.
Nothing But Skull
Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Let's See That Sick Filth Again
Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Call Trisha
Now where did you leave her number...
In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed
Perform a heart transplant in space.
No Time To Admire The View
Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine
Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Zero G Kidney
Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Stomach O'Clock
Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
The Surgery Of The Future
Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
It's Hardly Rocket Science
Perform a brain transplant in space.
Speedrun Time
Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Precision Instrument Time
Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Enter The Code
I'm not sure that was worth it...
We're Going On An Adventure!
Take your radio with you.
Screw The Prime Directive
I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Best Surgeon In The Universe
Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing
Perform an eye transplant.
Blink And You'll Miss It
Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
No More Worse Than Shampoo
Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist
Perform a teeth transplant.
You May Feel A Light Tapping
Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Those Are Some Healthy Gums
Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Like a hotdog down a hallway.
Perform a corridor heart transplant.
I Can't Work Under These Conditions!
Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Don't Even Need A Bucket
Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Delivery Coming Through
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Right Tools At The Right Time
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Tunnel Vision
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
We're Going Bowling!
Perform a corridor brain transplant.
The Speed Of A Neuron
Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
The Brains Of The Operation
Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Don't Run With Scalpels
Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Blinding Speed Surgery
Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Won't Even Need Glasses!
Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Mobile Dentistry
Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum
Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Open Really Wide
Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Keep Your Eyes On The Road
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
I Can See For Miles... Per Hour
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
At Worst, You're Now Colourblind
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Brace For Surgery
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Not The Time Or Place For Precision
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
No Need To Curb Stomp Him
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me
Perform an eye transplant in space.
Eye Of The Space Storm
Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
Expert Space Stalker
Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
Orbital Dentist
Perform a teeth transplant in space.
The Tooth Is Out There
Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Maintained Healthy Gums At Least
Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
What A Load Of Bull
Listen to the surgeon rap.
I Am A Genius!
Create a Hammerhead shark.
Grin And Bear It
Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
The Goggles Do Nothing
Completely smash up the goggles.
Lumberjack
Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Heterochromia
Give the patient heterochromia.
You Can't Handle The Tooth!
Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
First Success
Complete an alien organ transplant.
You're Free Now
Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Moooooo
Heart of a Cow.
Trumsplant
Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Little Wet Willy
Wet Willy with little pinky.
Pink Eye
Vodka to the eye.
Now I Can Reach
Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Is it Real?
Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
A New Heart
Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
A++ is Trumperific
Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
A Small Loan From My Father
Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.