SOUND CHECK
OHHH I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE MUSIC NAMES
SETUP
IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE...
PUNCHLINE
A young girl plays a song.
<3
STALLING.
THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER
I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE
IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME
DEAD BALL
FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS
I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS
Be nice.
MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB
IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME
ROPE BURN
A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW
WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN
SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE?
THE STUFF HAVER
please read the text :(
WAIT. IS THE ARCADE MODE NON-CANON
this game claims that music is illegal, yet it encourages the playing of music. that's just bad design
LET'S GO FOR SIX
you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times
I am so proud of you!
though seeing it written back like that it kind of sounds like i'm being sarcastic. i'm not! good job!
Yes, there's release timing.
Sorry.
AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE
past the morning every day
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT PERFECT GREAT PERFECT
combo unbreaker
ARCADE FLAWLESS
people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself
STAR...t
You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements
DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN
You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"
I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS
You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now
CRITICAL BASS THEORY
YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.
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remarked
please change your offset
either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose
I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game.
there are actually many rhythm games
:(
this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law
OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE.
it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game
AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED
if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you
ONE MORE BEGINNING
ONE VERY FULL COMBO
ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS
until next time.