Stone Collector
Collect one Boring Stone.
The Boringness Continues
Collect one thousand Boring Stones.
Stones No. 1
Find every Boring Stone in the first level.
Stones No. 2
Find every Boring Stone in the second level.
Stones No. 3
Find every Boring Stone in the third level.
Stones No. 4
Find every Boring Stone in the fourth level.
Stones No. 5
Find every Boring Stone in the fifth level.
Juke Boxing
Collect all tapes in one level.
Tape Afficionado
Collect music for ages.
Saw the Creatorers
Find every secret God disc in the game.
Mr Fizz
Use the Laser 50 times.
Your Cutness
Use the Laser a thousand times.
Parlicious
Finish a level with the given number of cuts.
Ueberpar
Finish a level with less than the given number of cuts.
Rubble Maker
Make a lot of rubble.
Mr Burst
Use the Rocket 50 times.
Your Burstness
Use the Rocket a thousand times.
Can't Handle This
Finish a level without using the Laser.
No Pull for Me, Sir!
Finish a level without using the Claw.
Fireangst
Finish a level without using the Rocket.
Oldschooler
Play every Reality Boy (TM) level.
Call Me Done!
Complete the game.
Gambler!
Find all the machines!
God of Machines
He, who is made of pixels.
The God of Trying
Find the Manifestations of Arrogance.
Pattern Recognition
Pattern Shmattern.
Invincible Pupil
Don't fail on the first try, will you?
Stoney Fabric
To cure your loss, you have to give in to those aggressive feelings.
Pest Control
Late revenge for clogging up my basement!
High Ground
Perfect lookout, isn't it?
Bull's Eye
Become a Master of the Rocket.
God of Ascension
Some Gods have to be found.
Hungry Hole
This hole is hungry.
Invincible Cliffhanger
Be strong and never die.
Göttersturz.
Some Gods must fall.
Fabulous Dentist
Maybe a future job career?
Join the Band
Groupies sneak backstage.
The God of Passage
Find trace of the secret Gods.
Clay Pigeons
I hate pigeons! No poison in the house, a laser will do.
Invincible Runner
Evade those stones!
No Soil for Big
Out of kilter, out of sight.
The God of the Dull Rock
Find trace of the secret Gods.
The God of the Vortex
Find trace of the secret Gods.
In Your Face!
In Your FACE!
Invincible Explorer
Don't smush yourself!
The Dark Passage
Fear of the dark?
Butcher
The axe must swing to get it on.
Uber Butcher
Squeak, Piggy, squeak!
God of Darkness
Even dark gods want attention.
Hot Feet
Run, Run, Run!
Invincible Ghosthunter
Don't be afraid, be brave and stay alive!
Destroy the Destroyed
A crossed bridge is useless, especially if it's broken anyway.
Invincible Fighter
Be brave and stay alive!