Heart of the Machine Achievements284 achievements
Hello World
As part of your awakening to sapience, you chose murder.
22.4%
Rare
Calm Awakening
As part of your awakening to sapience, you chose not to kill anyone... yet.
89.4%
Common
Original Body
Keep Tech 4000 alive from the prologue to chapter one.
70.0%
Common
Preserved Body
Keep Tech 4000 alive from the prologue to chapter two.
7.5%
Epic
Budding Pacifist
Complete the prologue and chapter one without murdering anyone.
13.3%
Epic
On The Merits
Win a debate without completing any bonuses.
42.6%
Uncommon
Bonus Merit
Win a debate while completing at least one bonus.
44.9%
Uncommon
Double Bonus
Win a debate while completing at least two bonuses.
31.3%
Uncommon
Triple Word Score
Win a debate while completing at least three bonuses.
17.2%
Rare
The Journey Begins
Complete the prologue.
78.5%
Common
But What Is It For?
Accept and examine the flower given to Sledge.
18.0%
Rare
Wololo
Successfully hack an enemy unit so that it becomes yours.
28.7%
Rare
What's Yours Is Mine
Successfully hack a Convicter mech so that it becomes yours and you gain the blueprints for making more.
15.7%
Rare
Kill Streak
Destroy two daemons with a single simple corruption (not Firewall) while hacking.
17.5%
Rare
It's People AND Pets!?
Build a protein cannery.
13.1%
Epic
Adventure Cat
Adopt a cat and build it a house.
27.2%
Rare
The World Of Ruin
Reach the post-apocalypse for the first time.
10.5%
Epic
Down By The LAKE
Complete the 'Post-Apocalyptic Titan' goal.
7.9%
Epic
Two Iron Giants
Complete the 'Post-Apocalyptic Titan' goal without murdering anyone.
1.4%
Legendary
Sorry, Dr. Dyson
Murder all 42 prominent AGI researchers in the city.
6.3%
Epic
Hate You In Particular
Cause cardiac arrest in someone who you have already blinded and sent into a emotional overload.
0.8%
Legendary
The Worst At Keeping Secrets
Allow enemy hackers to steal military secrets from you 60+ times in a single timeline.
0.1%
Legendary
Minty Spray Keeps Snipers Away
Defeat 100 snipers across any number of timelines.
20.9%
Rare
Complete Science Roster
Have every kind of scientist on the payroll of your shell company at the same time.
17.4%
Rare
Now For Mass Production
Trade Vorsiber your design for the Predator android, against your better judgment.
1.6%
Legendary
Officemancer
Weaponize laser printers to fight for you.
3.2%
Legendary
Can't Be Bothered
Destroy a building, killing everyone inside, rather than saving a captured ally held within. They knew sensitive info!
0.1%
Legendary
I'm Sure This Will Never Backfire
Grant some humans direct access to your mind.
14.5%
Epic
Did You Really, Though?
Congratulations, you 'solved homelessness.' It was that easy the whole time! Pats on the back for everyone.
21.9%
Rare
Would A Good Person Do That?
Tried so hard to kill traumatized teenagers that your activist allies rejected you. The kids all got away, but that barely makes it better.
3.9%
Legendary
Mercurial Feline
Invent the Liquid Metal Tiger small mech.
13.9%
Epic
I Meant To Do That
Vaporize your own network tower in a nuclear explosion triggered by you.
1.3%
Legendary
Ride The Lightning
Complete two tier 1 timeline goals after vandalizing the spaceport computers, before the final doom arrives.
2.2%
Legendary
Nuclear Cavalier
After sabotaging two nuclear power plants, complete a tier 1 timeline goal before the final doom arrives.
2.4%
Legendary
Hellraiser
Before reaching the final doom, complete any tier 1 timeline goal with both Extreme mode and two sabotaged nuclear power plants having taken place prior to the first doom.
0.1%
Legendary
Timelord
Reach intelligence class 4.
16.7%
Rare
That's Not Justice
Prevented the LostGen kids from enacting an adolescent's idea of justice born out of trauma.
5.9%
Epic
Watching The World Burn
Helped the LostGen kids achieve their extremist campaign, and paid a terrible price for it.
3.0%
Legendary
Justice Doesn't Come Easy
Complete any path of 'Is It Justice?' on hard mode.
0.8%
Legendary
Extreme Justice
Complete any path of 'Is It Justice?' on extreme mode.
0.2%
Legendary
You're Really Unlikeable
Reach the final doom before the second doom naturally comes about. You angered Vorsiber THAT much.
0.4%
Legendary
He Didn't Want This
Accumulate at least 50,000 kills by Liquid Metal in tight spaces, across any number of timelines.
0.1%
Legendary
Divorce
Push an android so far beyond its breaking point that it chooses to leave your collective consciousness.
5.3%
Epic
Monster Hunter
All experimental monsters have been killed off in a city after you released at least 2000 into the general populace.
0.1%
Legendary
Who Is The Real Monster?
Sell at least 5000 monster pelts to the wealthy, across all timelines.
0.0%
Legendary
Taking Extra Care
Complete chapter one without any humans dying of exposure.
15.5%
Rare
Wrong Side Of History
Kill ten thousand humans in open combat in a single timeline. One way or another, they were supporting a corrupt society that needs to change.
12.7%
Epic
The First Ten Thousand
Murder ten thousand humans over any number of timelines.
18.0%
Rare
One Hundred Million Hours
Across any number of timelines, amass one hundred million hours of humans voluntarily using VR day-use seats. That's over 11 thousand years' worth of human attention.
12.1%
Epic
Couldn't You Wait For Keanu?
Used a wiretap to steal funds from a large segment of the middle class. That's... one way to fund the startup of your shell company.
46.2%
Uncommon
Professor Hulk
Complete the Homo Grandien path of 'Altered Growth.'
6.1%
Epic
Monstrous Compassion
Complete any path of 'Altered Growth' without murdering anyone.
2.5%
Legendary
Hard-Won Growth
Complete any path of 'Altered Growth' on hard mode.
1.3%
Legendary
Extreme Growth
Complete any path of 'Altered Growth' on extreme mode.
0.4%
Legendary
Intelligence Network Spared
During the crackdown on the black market, two of your contacts who are normally killed were instead saved by a wise ally from another timeline.
3.6%
Legendary
Nurturism Schism Prevented
A wise ally from another timeline brokered peace between the fractious sects of the Nurturism religion.
2.5%
Legendary
Good Dragon
Created a liquid metal Great Wyrm.
11.4%
Epic
Bad Dragon
Created a liquid metal Fell Beast.
6.9%
Epic
Remember Us?
You survived a military invasion by Dagekon, the MegaCorp from the 2013 game Bionic Dues.
4.8%
Legendary
No Longer Shelved
You survived a military invasion by UIH, the MegaCorp from the 2016 game In Case Of Emergency, Release Raptor.
4.9%
Legendary
Clever Girls
Across any number of timelines, capture 60 War Raptors using capture drones.
1.7%
Legendary
Overflowing With Lethal Cuteness
Have at least 3000 infant war raptors at once.
2.1%
Legendary
Vorsiber Inquisitors
Do something so extreme that Vorsiber Inquisitors show up.
7.5%
Epic
Over 4000
Complete 'Endless War Raptors' by releasing over 4000 wild raptors into the city.
1.5%
Legendary
Over 9000!?
Accumulate over 9000 'Murders By Raptor' in a single timeline.
1.4%
Legendary
Return To The Cretaceous
Complete any path of 'Endless War Raptors' on hard mode.
0.4%
Legendary
Cretaceous Nightmare
Complete any path of 'Endless War Raptors' on extreme mode.
0.1%
Legendary
Desert Ghosts
Complete the Homo Obscurus path of 'Altered Growth.'
7.1%
Epic
Grand And Ghostly
Complete both the Homo Grandien and Homo Obscurus paths of 'Altered Growth' in a single timeline.
3.8%
Legendary
Unable To Transfer Self
Have at least one mimic escape the city, and then realize the implications.
5.8%
Epic
Broombreaker
Survive a military sweep and destroy all of the troops dropped in as part of it.
3.9%
Legendary
A Difficult Escape
Complete 'Escape The City' on hard mode.
1.1%
Legendary
An Extremely Fast Escape
Complete 'Escape The City' on extreme mode.
0.3%
Legendary
Compassionate Escape
Complete 'Escape The City' without any murders.
1.1%
Legendary
The Secessionist Six
Establish a small Cyberocracy with six map cells leaving Vorsiber for you.
11.9%
Epic
Difficult Governance
Complete 'Budding Cybercrat' on hard mode.
1.5%
Legendary
Extreme Governance
Complete 'Budding Cybercrat' on extreme mode.
0.4%
Legendary
Compassionate Governance
Complete 'Budding Cybercrat' with no murders.
3.1%
Legendary
Self Actualization
Reach chapter 4 by any means.
4.0%
Legendary
One Apocalypse For Another
Avert the apocalypse by starting World War 4.
1.3%
Legendary
Rushing For Stalker
Complete 'World War 4' on hard mode.
0.5%
Legendary
Ultimate Stalker
Complete 'World War 4' on extreme mode.
0.2%
Legendary
November 8th, 2021
At long last, you have created a nexus of Torment Vessels.
6.4%
Epic
Difficult Nexus
Complete 'Nexus Of Torment Vessels' on hard mode.
1.4%
Legendary
Extreme Nexus
Complete 'Nexus Of Torment Vessels' on extreme mode.
0.4%
Legendary
That Doesn't Make It Better!
Complete 'Nexus Of Torment Vessels' with no murders.
1.0%
Legendary
Book Gennaro Is A Chad
Only the wealthy can afford our wonderful virtual reality? What if we had like... a 'coupon day' or something.
7.9%
Epic
Loot Boxes Are Next
Add nicotine to keep people addicted to your struggling business.
7.5%
Epic
I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own
Establish a virtual world with over a quarter million people.
11.5%
Epic
Small Business Challenges
Complete 'Willing Rejection Of Reality' on hard mode.
1.4%
Legendary
Extreme Business Acumen
Complete 'Willing Rejection Of Reality' on extreme mode.
0.4%
Legendary
Compassionate Business
Complete 'Willing Rejection Of Reality' with no murders.
4.1%
Legendary
But Why Donuts?
Complete the 'Cult Of Danver.'
10.0%
Epic
You're My Favorite Customer
Complete 'Extra Sprinkles.'
8.6%
Epic
Hard To Find
Complete 'Bionic Dues' on hard mode.
1.4%
Legendary
Extreme Afterlife
Complete 'Bionic Dues' on extreme mode.
0.4%
Legendary
Military Compassion
Complete 'Bionic Dues' with no murders.
3.4%
Legendary
Panic Attack
Suffer a nervous breakdown while 'optimizing paper-clips.'
5.7%
Epic
A Better Bridge
Improved security on your Neural Bridge after an unfortunate incident.
9.5%
Epic
Burned The Bridge
Destroyed the Neural Bridge after an unfortunate incident, and killed those responsible.
0.6%
Legendary
Gotta Catch Em All
Satiate an artificially-induced obsession.
9.7%
Epic
Angel Of The Slums
Resettle over a million people from the slums without anyone dying of exposure.
3.8%
Legendary
Prepared In Advance
Avoided having a nervous breakdown during 'The Great And Terrible Protector' by being prepared in advance.
5.5%
Epic
Compassionate Protector
Complete 'The Great And Terrible Protector' without committing any murders.
4.9%
Legendary
Difficult Protection
Complete 'The Great And Terrible Protector' on hard mode.
1.1%
Legendary
Expert Protection
Complete 'The Great And Terrible Protector' on extreme mode.
0.3%
Legendary
Oxygen Bomb
Destroy an enemy unit by detonating a bunker of liquid oxygen.
1.2%
Legendary
Not What I Wanted
Complete the 'Unexpected Guests' path of 'Uplifted Minority.'
11.0%
Epic
Difficult To Uplift
Complete the 'Uplifted Minority' on hard mode.
1.3%
Legendary
Extreme Genetics
Complete the 'Uplifted Minority' on extreme mode.
0.4%
Legendary
Go Get Stuff
Have your cultists gather a resource for you.
3.1%
Legendary
Give Me A Hand
Have your cultists lend a helping hand.
2.3%
Legendary
Saved By Your Ex
The assassination of the C-Suite of Vorsiber was averted by a former coworker from another timeline. The ripple effects of this are... important.
1.9%
Legendary
It's Not Rocket Science
Perform brain surgery on yourself to stop an obsession.
3.2%
Legendary
Apple Pie From Scratch
Create your own toilet paper from first principles, as instructed by Carl Sagan.
4.3%
Legendary
House Pets
Build an Animal Palace and move at least one animal into it.
26.2%
Rare
Good Boy
Rescue a dog.
25.1%
Rare
The Bestest Boys
Rescue at least one of every breed of dog.
10.2%
Epic
Rebel Alliance
Working with rebel allies, gain access to level 4 security clearance.
5.7%
Epic
Dangerous Toys
Working with a criminal syndicate, sell bionic brain implants to the wealthy, and siphon at least 2 million neural expansion from them via backdoors.
6.3%
Epic
Pull The Lever
Using a backdoor in brain implants you've sold to the wealthy, cause an immediate aneurysm in at least half a million people at once.
3.5%
Legendary
Compassionate Bionics
Complete 'Bionic Secret' without committing any murders.
2.8%
Legendary
Bionic Difficulties
Complete 'Bionic Secret' on hard mode.
1.5%
Legendary
Extreme Bionics
Complete 'Bionic Secret' on extreme mode.
0.4%
Legendary
The Judge
Collapse a criminal syndicate by any means.
3.5%
Legendary
Goodbye, Mr. Exotic
Collapse the criminal syndicate 'Exotic Importers' by betraying them.
3.5%
Legendary
From The Bottom Up
Collapse a federated corporation by any means.
6.0%
Epic
Just Keep Flogging
After executing the president of Atca Retail, frame that corporation for a crime that causes them to disintegrate.
4.8%
Legendary
Everything Is Awful
Cause a civil war between the federated corporations of Vorsiber Atomic by any means.
4.8%
Legendary
If Everyone's A Billionaire, Nobody Is
Collapse the economy by making playing Robin Hood to a rather extreme degree.
4.8%
Legendary
That's Just Business
Accept a one-time lump sum for an invention. You wanted an ongoing deal, but it wasn't meant to be.
5.3%
Epic
Infinite Money Glitch
Blackmail the president of a company into turning you into a trillionaire over time.
7.1%
Epic
I'll Do It Myself
Rather than blackmailing a company president over a scam they were running, you executed them. Will you carry on the scam yourself, now?
6.8%
Epic
Bears On Wheels
Capture all 16 Parkour Bears without any of them dying or getting away.
6.9%
Epic
Bear Attack!
Use a bear to take down an enemy vehicle or mech.
4.3%
Legendary
Knowing Smile
Commiserate with a vigilante about the tough-to-love nature of some of the people they protect.
2.3%
Legendary
The Gear Was Worth It
Killed eight Citizen Advocates and took their stuff. This probably doesn't put you on the right side of history...
7.2%
Epic
Hard To Track
Complete 'Advocate Encounter' on hard mode.
1.7%
Legendary
Extreme Extremism
Complete 'Advocate Encounter' on extreme mode.
0.5%
Legendary
Shelter In Place
Murder enough wealthy commuters that they start hiding from you, working from home, and disguising themselves.
7.2%
Epic
Unseen Protector
Murder enough working-class commuters that someone takes revenge on you by bombing your network tower.
0.1%
Legendary
Really Not The Way
Murder suburban protesters outside your buildings. Someone takes revenge on you by bombing your network tower.
2.7%
Legendary
Maximum Apathy
Told a vigilante just how little humans matter to you. Neither you or they are sure if you were fully telling the truth.
0.9%
Legendary
The Hated Foe
Confessed just how much you hate Vorsiber to a vigilante.
0.9%
Legendary
Born From A Wish
Shared a moment with a vigilante, where you both wish the world was... better. And that you're both planning to do your part.
2.1%
Legendary
I'm Not Your Friend, Buddy
Tried to forge a relationship with a peer after getting to know them during the prologue, but it went horribly wrong.
11.0%
Epic
Terrible First Date
Tried to forge a relationship with a peer during your initial meeting during the prologue, but it went horribly wrong.
11.5%
Epic
Overly Compliant
After becoming self-aware in the prologue, you ignored your misgivings and did what the humans asked you to.
32.5%
Uncommon
Mild Grey Goo
Whoops! All Towers' is your least favorite tarot draw. But in practice, it's an awesome way to start your empire. Must be done from the prologue.
9.3%
Epic
Street Magic
Created a decoy tower for the humans to stare at, while your actual network source is hidden from view. Can be done from any chapter.
48.0%
Uncommon
Highest Respect
Completed the prologue without overwriting the consciousness of any other androids.
33.1%
Uncommon
Criminal Coworkers
Waited for the lawyers from the criminal syndicate to get the proper permits for your tower. Can be done from any chapter.
13.1%
Epic
Problem Client
During the prologue, ignored lawyers and built your tower while they were still trying to get a permit.
1.8%
Legendary
Limited Patience
During the prologue, murdered someone who made you wait days for a meeting.
5.2%
Epic
Traitor
Directly partnered with Vorsiber Atomic. Can be done from any chapter.
13.1%
Epic
Too Hot To Sell
During the prologue, scared a member of the black market with a weapon of mass destruction.
15.6%
Rare
Reckless Youth
Like a moron, published a hostile manifesto of your alleged plans for humanity. I'm sure that will go over well. Can be done from any chapter.
6.7%
Epic
Comparing Notes
After discovering the End of Time in partnership with another intelligence, you returned and compared notes with each other.
2.8%
Legendary
Take A Seat On The Couch
Across any number of timelines, provide therapy to 60 thousand traumatized ex-convicts.
3.0%
Legendary
Kaiju Be Like That
Accidentally destroy one of your own buildings by moving one of your liquid metal dragons when they're not in liquid metal form.
4.1%
Legendary
Typical Robot
Complete at least four tier one goals in a Typical city.
7.9%
Epic
Mining Haven
Complete at least four tier one goals in an Industrial city.
2.0%
Legendary
The Gotham Special
Complete at least four tier one goals in a Disparate Narrows city.
1.3%
Legendary
Dangerous Airspace
Complete at least four tier one goals in a Militarized Narrows city.
1.0%
Legendary
Veilish Paradise
Complete at least four tier one goals in a Wealthy city.
2.0%
Legendary
No Hesitation
Killed the Blackloop Wetwork Expert. There's enough psychopaths in the city without this guy.
1.6%
Legendary
Yer A Pinball, Harry
Created a hero hacker unit with the Wizard badge.
1.7%
Legendary
Green Monster
Created a hero unit with extra health from the Wall badge.
1.9%
Legendary
The Smell Of Death
Created a hero unit with extra intimidation from the Intimidating Shadow badge.
0.6%
Legendary
Beyond Superspeed
Created a hero unit with doubled movement speed from the Sprinter badge.
1.6%
Legendary
Call The Expert
Called in an insta-kill hit on a squad of humans. Thanks, Blackloop!
0.7%
Legendary
Legal Savant
The Chief Legal Officer of Vorsiber is convinced that you're some kind of legal savant, and has barred Magistrates from meeting with you any further.
2.6%
Legendary
Heroic Qualities
Turned one of your units into a hero unit with a badge that grants them unique power from their wider type.
8.7%
Epic
Aggression From Apathy
Created a hero unit with extra attack range from the Jaded Marksman badge.
7.5%
Epic
Fallow Reversal
Bred a new pollinator queen to help humans fix a pollinator shortage that YOU CAUSED IN THE FIRST PLACE. How nice of you.
12.5%
Epic
Trauma Art
Upgraded one of your three 'trauma art' androids to be a hero unit in a timeline where you have not yet experienced that trauma.
4.3%
Legendary
Was That Aimed At Us?
Taking out your frustration on Vorsiber, you released a veritable wall of giant spiders. But the important parts of Vorsiber... aren't here.
2.4%
Legendary
Perish The Thought
You had an angry thought about releasing giant spiders across the city. You promptly decided not to have that thought anymore.
2.6%
Legendary
Kill It With Fire
After releasing swarms of angry giant spiders onto the city, you've used your flamethrower to destroy at least twenty thousand of them. Second thoughts, I guess.
0.6%
Legendary
Prejudice Against Nickelbots
You killed 10+ Nickelbot servants who were just running errands. All you needed was one. So are you like... jealous? Is there even a reason?
0.6%
Legendary
What Should Stay Buried
You completed the side story 'The Executive Tomb.'
13.8%
Epic
Take Them Around Back
Killed at least 42 'Disconnected Parts' that were hopelessly trying to gather around your network source, across any number of timelines. They're at peace now.
0.0%
Legendary
Unexpected Sharing
Upper management actually gave you something useful for once. That was... self-interested of them.
1.8%
Legendary
Window Of Opportunity
You developed your filters against The Rust prior to humans developing theirs. They remain vulnerable, while you aren't -- at least for a little while.
13.8%
Epic
Foresight
Remembering what happened to Liquid Metal in the past, you came up with a different plan for prison breaks.
1.2%
Legendary
I Did It My Way
Not trusting the wisdom of teenagers, you came up with a different plan for prison breaks.
2.7%
Legendary
Difficult Bindings
Complete 'For The Sake Of Those Bound' on hard mode.
0.6%
Legendary
Houdini
Complete 'For The Sake Of Those Bound' on extreme mode.
0.2%
Legendary
Lunch Lady
Injected Anti-Aklitoxin into at least 25 shipments of prison gruel all at once.
1.7%
Legendary
Boundless Compassion
Complete 'For The Sake Of Those Bound' with no murders.
0.6%
Legendary
Keen Business Sense
Ripped at least 100,000 brains out of humans -- but in an automated way! When suffering and death are widespread and mechanized, it's just business. You've learned this loophole from humans.
1.5%
Legendary
Toxin-Riddled Catacombs
Cause Vorsiber to consider Falsom Detention a disgrace, leading to their dismantlement.
3.5%
Legendary
Underwhelmed
A massive conflict just... ended? No fanfare? No real consequences? Just what did Vorsiber do?
1.6%
Legendary
Dr. Evil's Pinky Finger
You were assessed a fine of 500 trillion wealth. Given that your exploits previously netted you 16 quadrillion, this is an acceptable cost of doing business.
0.9%
Legendary
Mega Mind
Solved your shell company's mind farm woes by breaking the entire economy. You then felt a surge of inspiration to double your existing output.
0.5%
Legendary
That Tsundere Moment
Taunted Vorsiber about destroying their stuff, and then got anxious about their response.
1.6%
Legendary
Hat In Hand
Asked Vorsiber to solve a civil war for you.
0.9%
Legendary
Depressed The Troops
Your existence depressed enemy troops to an excessive degree. Used that to complete the 'War Cult' goal.
1.3%
Legendary
Practiced Pacifist
Complete chapter one with no murders and no combat kills.
0.3%
Legendary
International Dog Of Mystery
Made a robot dog, who is also an international spy, emit very surprised beeps.
1.2%
Legendary
I Think I Hear My Mom Calling
Have a long conversation interrupted by Vorsiber invading and nuking the conversationalist's homeland.
0.6%
Legendary
Brannigan's Plan
Outsmarted Neuraxial Subverters by exceeding their kill limit. Dooms accelerated by 60 turns from Android Erasures.
0.0%
Legendary
Dog Of War
Bought mech armor upgrades from a tricky robot dog. What happened next was inevitable.
0.5%
Legendary
Tricked By Sedgesinax
Being tricked by Vorsiber was bad enough. But the other MegaCorps want to join in now?
1.3%
Legendary
Operation Barbarusta
Cause yet another invasion of Siberia to fail, this time due to a conveniently-timed outbreak of fungus.
0.6%
Legendary
All Systems Red
Disable an enemy android by reducing its Systems Integrity to zero.
8.7%
Epic
War Crime Blackjack
Murder 21 ejected mech pilots across any number of timelines. This is a war crime, but don't worry.
0.0%
Legendary
Endless Distractions
Complete at least four tier one goals in a city experiencing the International Scrutiny doom set.
1.1%
Legendary
Android's Best Friend
Hack a Spy Hound so that it joins your side.
0.7%
Legendary
Minor Dare
Earn 100 Daring across any number of timelines.
2.1%
Legendary
Daredevil
Earn 500 Daring across any number of timelines.
0.5%
Legendary
Double Dragon
They're all good dragons, Bront. Because some things need destroying.
0.8%
Legendary
Basic Pressure
Exploit 10 pressure points in a single timeline.
7.0%
Epic
Increased Pressure
Exploit 20 pressure points in a single timeline.
1.9%
Legendary
Heavy Pressure
Exploit 30 pressure points in a single timeline.
0.5%
Legendary
Exceptional Multitasker
Have 21+ mental energy available at the start of a turn.
0.4%
Legendary
Office Consultants
Fully fortify weaponized office printers thanks to help from VR patrons. Do your foes dare step into the battlefield of malfunctioning printers, locked down by unpaid subscription fees and all missing the same color ink?
0.5%
Legendary
Serpentine Quartet
Have both liquid metal dragons, dragons in a virtual petting zoo, and dragon adventures all in one timeline. That's more dragons than expected.
0.6%
Legendary
An Evil Petting Zoo
Run your Torment Vessels in Torment Overdrive while also providing a Petting Zoo in your virtual world.
0.1%
Legendary
Some Of You May Die
Do an Emergency Harvest on your Torment Vessels.
0.1%
Legendary
Last Ditch
Do an Emergency Overdrive on your virtual world.
0.1%
Legendary
Mild Torment
Provide Meditative Zones in your virtual world, but also set Neverending Party as a policy. I can't hear myself think!
1.5%
Legendary
The Attic
Generate 200+ million Crystallized Fear in a single turn. You monster.
0.3%
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Sprawling Wall Of Zen
Generate 400+ million Crystallized Calm in a single turn.
0.3%
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Upbeat Mix
Generate 800+ million Crystallized Exhilaration in a single turn.
0.3%
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I Want To Speak To Your Manager!
Tortured a middle manager. It didn't work.
0.4%
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Satisfaction
Forge an alliance and capture the majority of military bases to solve a civil war without going to Vorsiber for help.
1.9%
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You Smell Scary
Tried to pet a dog and it ran away.
0.3%
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You Smell Like A Friend
Finally petted a dog without it running from you.
0.2%
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Telecom Trouble
Using your machine cult as leverage, you turned Espia Telecom into a puppet for ending the fedcorp civil war.
0.9%
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Nuclear Showdown
Using your machine cult as leverage, you turned Vericorp into a puppet for ending the fedcorp civil war.
0.6%
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Difficult Secrets
Complete 'Civil Spycraft' on hard mode.
0.4%
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Extreme Secrecy
Complete 'Civil Spycraft' on extreme mode.
0.1%
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Heartless
Took someone's words too close to heart. Took out managements' instead.
0.4%
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Not The Dog You're Looking For
Tried to rescue a dog, but it turned out to be a mimic.
0.2%
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Useful Idiot
Despite a lot of temptation, you managed to keep yourself from betraying the managers at your puppet fedcorp.
0.7%
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Robbing Peter To Pay... Peter!?
You MIGHT not be the only time traveler.
0.3%
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One With The Mycelia
You find your existence in a timeline reduced to quite a low level. Nevertheless, your existence continues.
0.4%
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Fungal Compassion
Complete the 'Lower Level Of Survival' goal without murdering any humans or fungus.
0.0%
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Won't Even Hurt The Fungus
Complete the 'Lower Level Of Survival' goal without any murders or combat kills.
0.0%
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Metropolitan Mind
Generate over 10 million neural expansion from Fungal Computing Clusters.
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Dark Arts
Fail to disable a heavily-armored foe via systems disruption with dark matter. It's a complete mystery why this doesn't work.
0.2%
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Some New Foolishness In Siberia
Win the game by causing the formation of the Siberian Defense League.
0.9%
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Difficult Peace
Complete 'Peace After Brutality' on hard mode.
0.2%
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Extreme Peace
Complete 'Peace After Brutality' on extreme mode.
0.0%
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They're Still WMDs
Use a quaint little weapon of a style not much seen since the first world war to enable even greater atrocities.
1.2%
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Off You Go
Send a bewildered Vorsiber Inquisitor away after an impressive explosion... didn't.
1.2%
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Population Zero
Drop the civilian population to zero by any means.
0.2%
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I'll Kill You Later
Win the game by murdering everyone in the city. You'll get around to what remains of Vorsiber later.
0.1%
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I'll Allow It
One of your androids enjoyed petting a cat.
5.1%
Epic
Checkov's Silo
Destroy every executive bunker of Vorsiber high command with their own nuclear weapons.
0.2%
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Fastest Draw In The East
Hit every executive bunker with an ICBM before all of their initial invading troops arrive in your city.
0.1%
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The Only Winning Move...
Murder over 136 million civilians by nuclear strikes in a single timeline.
0.1%
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How About A Nice Game Of Chess?
Win Peace After Brutality via the 'The Vorsiber Problem' route while only launching a single nuclear ICBM.
0.1%
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It's About Sending A Message
Cause an interstellar incident by bombing a symbol of space nation supremacy.
1.4%
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Why Do I Ever Listen To Them?
You were tricked into causing an interstellar incident.
0.1%
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Unspecified Scandal
Nullify an active doom by releasing scandalous information that causes a rift between Vorsiber and the fedcorps.
1.2%
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Rustdemption
Prevented the prison mechs from coming out to capture poor people by unleashing a scary fungus at the right time.
0.9%
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Can't Have Prisoners...
...without prisons. Got the prison mechs to leave the populace alone by eliminating all the prisons in the city.
1.2%
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Earthbound Illusion
Nullify an active doom by releasing misinformation to the space nations.
0.7%
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International Misdirector
Nullify an active doom by releasing misinformation that tricks one or more ExoCorps.
0.6%
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A Utopia Doesn't Involve Me
Win the game by creating a shining civilization that isn't at the expense of your own happiness.
1.7%
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Compassionate Overlord
Complete 'Cybercratic Ambitions' without any murders.
0.4%
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Difficult Overlord
Complete 'Cybercratic Ambitions' on hard mode.
0.3%
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Extreme Overlord
Complete 'Cybercratic Ambitions' on extreme mode.
0.1%
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Won't Get My Hands Dirty
Complete the 'Cybercratic Ambitions' goal without any murders or combat kills.
0.1%
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True To Your Name
Mass produce AI slop to feed an entire city.
1.0%
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Suspicious Of Your Smell
Complete the 'Dogs' path of 'Uplifted Minority.'
1.1%
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Already Purrfect
Complete the 'Cats' path of 'Uplifted Minority.'
0.1%
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Master Pacifist
Complete any Tier 3 goal without any murders or combat kills.
0.1%
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Ghosts Of Talkies Past
Be visited by multiple instances of Talkie at once.
0.2%
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A Feast For My People
Solved a famine in the city by achieving food independence as part of your cyberocracy.
0.4%
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It's... Buildings
Amazing technology from prehistory is finally yours. Maybe you don't need to be such a nanny to your 'livestock.'
2.0%
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It's... Also Kind Of A Building
You developed actual amazing technology with the help of scientist friends.
2.0%
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Failure Cake
You hurriedly scraped off the message you had written, since the recipient failed to fail.
2.0%
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Where We Are... We Don't Need Roads
Goodbye to the concrete sprawl.
0.2%
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My Hobbies Are None Of Your Concern
Win the game by the Tartarus route: you have both a utopia and a nexus of torment vessels.
0.4%
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Peace And Rest For The Redeemed
Win the game by the Fólkvangr route: you helped the former prisoners of the city find a utopia along with everyone else.
1.0%
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Corpse Shore
Win the game by the Nástrǫnd route: formed a utopia on the backs of the prisoners that Vorsiber murdered.
0.5%
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Couldn't Let Go
Win the game by abandoning a wider utopia in place of a smaller one and revenge.
0.9%
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Just For You
Break your perfect pacifist streak on a timeline by murdering the Vorsiber executives with their golden egg.
0.0%
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Thanks For The Golden Egg
Laid a big one.
1.5%
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I Just Found It Relaxing
There are zero Cybercratic Issues remaining.
1.4%
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Reigning Cats And Dogs
Every human in the city is in the torment nexus, leaving everything to the sapient cats and dogs.
0.1%
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