Employee of the Month Achievements33 achievements
Silence!
Interrupt Manger.
59.5%
Common
Window Shopping
Spend 15 minutes loitering without picking up the first task sheet during the intro.
11.8%
Epic
Whale
Obtained an SSR drop from a gacha machine.
27.8%
Rare
Full-Time Employee
25.7%
Rare
Part-Time Employee
73.3%
Common
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
7.3%
Epic
Stonks
11.6%
Epic
Crippled
7.9%
Epic
The full picture
Read all Newspapers.
3.9%
Legendary
Ice-cube connoisseur
3.1%
Legendary
Observator
Read all of the Janitor's notes.
4.5%
Legendary
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3.9%
Legendary
Wrong Number
Called an available phone number.
67.7%
Common
Mr Hugh Jass
Called all available phone numbers.
5.0%
Epic
Welcome to Gran Turbismo
50.8%
Common
Lactose
24.5%
Rare
Who the hell is this?
Placed all five polaroid photos on the 'Banned customers' board.
5.1%
Epic
Mr Bones
15.7%
Rare
Where are the cartoon animals?
Landed a 3 pointer.
43.3%
Uncommon
Mr Worldwide
3.5%
Legendary
Remember Dashcon?
6.0%
Epic
Parkour
Fell out of bounds.
61.3%
Common
Fiend
15.2%
Rare
My lungs!
7.1%
Epic
Impending heart attack
Gulped down some form of drink.
64.9%
Common
Hackerman
49.5%
Uncommon
The Developer's Barely-Disguised Fetish
23.6%
Rare
Overachiever
Did a task that wasn't on the list.
25.9%
Rare
RIP In Peace
You died lmao.
62.8%
Common
Omega Speedrunner
2.5%
Legendary
Ultimate Speedrunner
2.3%
Legendary
God Speedrunner
6.9%
Epic
World's best employee of The Month
Achieve all achievements.
1.9%
Legendary