All For a Bit of Cardboard
Fence a trading card.
Cataclysm
Complete the Hive Inc. ending.
Prospector
Complete the Magpie Endeavours ending.
Hero
Complete the Lawmakers ending.
Inevitable
Complete the Cultists ending.
Eldritch Bacon
Ascend
That's Not How That Works
Use wrench incorrectly. Move it back and forwards!
A Whole Lotta Cardboard
Fence one of every trading card.
Free Kyle
Release Kyle from his shackles.
Now We're Getting Somewhere
Make first R.E.N.T.
Zooped
Get zooped back for the first time.
He Earned It!
Pet Mörk 100 times.
Rapid R.E.N.T.
Make first R.E.N.T using less than 10 cumulative minutes (of day time).
Rapid Run
Beat a run in less than 45 minutes (of day time).
Calm Demeanour
Take longer than 15 minutes to complete Project Ascension.
Ooh Yeah, Capitalism!
Make second R.E.N.T.
This is Your Life Now
Make third R.E.N.T.
Such a Klutz!
Drop a bunch of shaped donuts.
Life Admin
Complete the Empyrean ending.
A Step Closer to Freedom
Buy your first Omen upgrade from Kyle.
Station Managed
Use station management.
Buzzzz
Purchase an electric tool upgrade.
Grower, Not a Shower
Increase workshop to max size.
Wilbur? More Like Wilmot!
Complete the final Magpie day in 5 minutes or less.
Revoked!
Have your Magpie membership revoked.
Donut Aficionado
Exceed donut quota by 20% or more on each day of the Hive ending.
Tow-tally Not Cool, Bro
Do sufficiently badly on a job that the TowBro is called.
Pretty Foxman
Change Wilbur's appearance.
Spin Cycle
Open the washing machine.
No More Laundry
Find all secrets.
Happy Timemas
Trade your time for something greater... Or worse... You do you.
The Full Package
Fix one of every module.
Find a Doodad
But what is it for?
You're Who, Now?
Learn the identity of the god of Limbo.
I AM GAMER
Beat all of the Tomfoolery levels.
Traveller
Visit all of the VR Realms.
Faction Friendly
Complete a job for every faction.
Faction Unfriendly
Complete a run without taking a job from a faction member.
Out of Time
Run out of time whilst a job is active.
It's Just So Frickin' Cool!
Summon the cooler rock.
Wax! Wax Everywhere!
Forget to latch the candle mold.
That Was Unfortunate
Be killed by a fatal job.
Short-sighted
Make a purchase in the evening of R.E.N.T. day that causes you to not make R.E.N.T.
Serve That Man
You should've known this would happen. Maybe read the manual next time?