I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
Ranged Whore
Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
My Precious!
Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
Have A Nice Trip
See You Next Fall
Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
Purple Heart
I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
I'm Invincible!
From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
Trapped Mouse
Sharp Pointy Teeth!
Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
Asleep With The Fishies!
This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
This Is Madness!
The Last Supper
Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
You Shall Not Pass!
Defend territories from enemies 15 times
First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
Enemy Of PETA
Kill 1000 enemy parrots
Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
Weakling!
Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
I Wish To Register A Complaint!
Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
Kills First, Aim Second
Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
Dinah
Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
Hollywood Physics
Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss
Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
Sharing Is Caring
Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
Sniper Elite
Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft
Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
Powder Party
Kill 2 enemies with a single powderhorn special
Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
One Does Not Simply Walk Into Valhalla
Kill 1000 enemies while enraged
Axes Of Evil
Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes
Equal Opportunity Eviscerator
Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe
Belle Of The Ball
Don't drop the soap
Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
Retirement Fund
Capture 100 chests as a Gestir
Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
Pris De Fer
Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks
Blitzkrieg
Gain 250 assists in which the killer is an Archer
Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
Stop That!
Crack Rabbit
Pitchin' A Tent
Time Of Need
Defend 5 teammates who are Pushing up Daisies
Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate
By Odin's Beard!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking
For King And Country!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Knight
Elizabeth Cross
True Secret Of Sword Fighting
Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
Laughing Out Loud
Arr, A Little Help Over Here
Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
Unlimited Power!
Cause 5 enemies to be struck down by lightning in Town
The Governator
Win 3 rounds in a row on Town (12+ Players)
Ding Dong Death!
Cause an enemy to be crushed by the bell in Gravedanger
Grave Robber
Win 3 rounds in a row on Gravedanger (12+ Players)
Disturbance In The Force
Cause five enemies to be consumed by restless souls in Gravedanger
Street Sweeper
Man-at-Arms
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms
Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?
Directly taunt every enemy class as Man-at-Arms
Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
Garderobes
Oh, wee wee!
Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
Sacre Blur!
Kill an enemy while blinded
Parisian Harvest
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
Feel My Shaft Within
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
French Kiss
Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
Mind Your Own Business
Kill 2 enemies with a single fart special
Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
Golden Ball
Omlette Au Perroquet
As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler
Frenchy Wenchy
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round
The One Who Knocks
Stun 100 enemies with the buckler
Macetro
Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler
French Submarine
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 50 enemies while swimming
Kick Up A Fuss
Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards
I Get A Kick Out Of You
Kill 100 enemies by kicking them into hazards
Le Lapin Sauté
As MaA, kill 100 players whilst jumping in the air
Monsieur Limbhurt
Kill 3 enemies with the halberd while pushing up daisies
They See Me Rollin'
You're Not So Special
Kill a player during their special (excluding Berserker and MAA)
999th Way To Die
Kill an enemy by using a gate
Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life
Lord Of The Grove
Capture all chests in Pinegrove before the other teams capture any (12+ Players)
Tree Hugger
Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove
Seven Years In The Making
Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove
Art Of Defense
Kill a total of 50 enemies with a counter-attack by perfect parrying them
Assigir's Challenge
Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row
He Did It To Me!
Kick someone into a hazard after being kicked a second before
Foot Hand Eye Coordination
Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air
Taste Of His Own
Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back
Public Enemy #1
Be Nemesis for 5 players or more
Robyn Hode
Return 200 chests
My House!
Stay in a chest zone for 1 minute when team has winning ticket count of 10 or under
Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest
The Promised Land
Conquer a territory 3 times in a single life
Was The Sun In Your Eyes?
Kill 20 enemies in a te_sandstorm’s sandstorm
Fond Of Sharp Things?
Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)
Here's Lookin At You Kid
Send 5 enemies to their deaths in the spike pits of Sandstorm
Less Is Moorish
Win a round without capturing a third territory in Sandstorm
Treaty Of Friendship
Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)
Giddy Up
Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)
Horsin' Around
Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds
Triple Crown
Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara
Ragnarok Is A Pony
Win 10 rounds on Cara
Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll
Half Measure
Wipe out 4 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players)
Full Measure
Wipe out 8 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players)
YeeHaa!
Win 10 rounds in Desertruin
Once Bitten, Frost Shy
Win 10 rounds in Frostbite
Garrison Fort
Cause someone to die by releasing the death barrel in tw_fort
Holdin' Down The Fort
Win 10 rounds in Fort
Tug The War
Raise the cage on Townsquare for your team and have your team capture all of the chests at the start of the round
Medieval Justice
In Townsquare, kill an enemy with the cage
City Merchant
Win a round on Townsquare while your team has control of all chests
Captain's Quarters!
Win a game on te_tortuga in under 6 minutes
Keeper's Finders
Capture and hold at least one territory for an entire round on te_tortuga
Feeding Fishies
Win a round in tw_tortuga by getting the last kill with the shark or piranhas
Pinned Down
Block 10,000 ranged damage with the shield
Coup de Grâce
Kill 4 enemies affected by a single Man-at-Arms special
War, War Never Changes
Dominate an enemy Sharpshooter
Spamalot
Land 15 consecutive arrows
Green Streak
Kill 3 enemies in a fart cloud using your dual wield
Go Berserk!
Destroy 3 shields in one life as Berserker
Fifty Shades Of Gestir
As Gestir kill a single enemy by using all of your weapons on them
Old Age Doesn't Come Alone
Conquer a territory with 4 other Gestirs
Watch Me Right Hook!
Kill 100 enemies with the punch
House Of Wolves
Assist 100 kills with throwing axes
Early Bird
Be the first one to capture a territory or booty on your team by yourself as a Skirmisher
Premature Detonation
Kill 2 enemies with a keg by shooting it with the flintlock
War Has Changed
Dominate an enemy Archer
Skjalg's Surprise Ending
Win a round on tw_fort using the barrel for the last kill
Bondi
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Bondi
Raised By Wolves
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your flatbow or atlatl
Green Team
Assist 100 kills as Bondi
Lay Low Aim High
Kill 5 enemies with atlatl headshot while crouched and not moving
Bondi, Janus Bondi
Dominate an Archer or a Sharpshooter
We're Having Parrot Tonight
Hunt down 20 enemy parrots with the flatbow
Hunting Season
Kill 3 enemies with the flatbow within 10 seconds
Long Distance Relationship
Kill an enemy with the atlatl or flatbow from 100 ft
Got Something To Prove Kid?
Amass 1000 objective points as a Bondi
You Wood
As a Bondi, collect 50 missed bolts/arrows from the environment (not pickups)
Anyway You Slice It
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the seax
The Gutting
Kill 25 enemies using the seax
Reinventing Archery
Kill 10 enemies with Ullr's Quiver special
Hiding in The Daisies
Kill 2 enemies in a row using Ullr's Quiver special while pushing up daisies
Beast Mode
Kill 3 enemies with Ullr's Quiver special in one life
Absolute Sentience
John Connor
Kill 50 bots
Rise Of The Machines
Kill 250 bots
Judgement Day
Kill 1000 bots
Hurtcules! Hurtcules!
Win 10 rounds in Glacier
Polar Bear Dip
In Glacier, kill 5 enemies using freezing water
How Much Does A Polar Bear Weigh
Destroy 10 ice blocks in Glacier
Royal Assassin
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the stiletto
Deadly Arts
Kill 2 enemies with caltrops in a single life
Ghosting
Capture 2 chests in one life without damaging any enemies in between
Bootylicious
Capture 10 enemy chests in one round
2 Fast 2 Furious
Kill one of each enemy class using mainly your stiletto without taking any damage
That's What She Said
Finish off 25 enemies with a teammate's assistance
It's A Trap!
Kill 15 enemies with the crossbow pistol while they're under the effects of caltrops
Assassin
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as an Assassin