The Holy Gosh Darn Achievements36 achievements
...of Mockery
Insult one Elder.
54.9%
Common
...of Animosity
Insult 10 Elders.
21.3%
Rare
...of Hostility
Insult all Elders.
6.7%
Epic
...of Whackamoleity
Get a perfect score in Whack-an-angel.
27.3%
Rare
...of Audacity
Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline.
3.5%
Legendary
...of Brewery
Give Elder 7 every type of coffee possible.
3.6%
Legendary
...of Paradoxicality
Give Brokk a nosebleed.
4.3%
Legendary
...of Discontinuity
Make Gerardiel shut up.
9.6%
Epic
...of Melody
Listen to every song.
4.8%
Legendary
...of Snackery
Have a cookie.
5.2%
Epic
...of Connectivity
Open a network of portals between every realm.
8.1%
Epic
...of Efficiency
Finish the game by rewinding 30 times or less.
2.1%
Legendary
...of Celebrity
Listen to yourself on the radio.
4.7%
Legendary
...of Generosity
Give Satan a gift.
5.9%
Epic
...of Omnisciency
Freak out Puriel.
12.2%
Epic
...of Holiness
Meet every Holy Spirit.
11.1%
Epic
...of Artistry
Look at 20 pieces of art adjacent stuff.
16.3%
Rare
...of Unbelievability
See crazy nonsense everywhere.
2.3%
Legendary
...of Theory
Learn everything.
5.3%
Epic
...of Vanity
Fill out your wardrobe.
4.6%
Legendary
...of Verbosity
Call everyone.
4.7%
Legendary
...of Modularity
Install the wardrobe module.
44.9%
Uncommon
...of Sentimentality
Install the Holy Site Sentimenterer.
32.3%
Uncommon
...of Upgradability
57.8%
Common
...of Fully Upgradability
Get all watch upgrades.
9.3%
Epic
...of Sensibility
Watch every divine memory.
4.3%
Legendary
...of Mortality
Die in 5 different ways.
4.5%
Legendary
...of Philanthropy
Help Mike Cobbles.
30.9%
Uncommon
...of Mythology
61.0%
Common
...of Humanity
58.0%
Common
...of Purgatory
54.6%
Common
...of Salary
Pay for services rendered.
12.7%
Epic
...of Agility
Skydive to all locations without hitting any dogs.
11.1%
Epic
...of Craftability
38.0%
Uncommon
...of Heroity
Save heaven.
41.3%
Uncommon
...of Inquiry
Read every book.
10.8%
Epic