Chair F*cking Simulator Achievements31 achievements
A Troubling Hobby
Encounter 10 Chairs
41.9%
Uncommon
Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does
Encounter 20 Chairs
21.9%
Rare
Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale
Encounter 40 Chairs
10.1%
Epic
Abandoned By God
5.0%
Epic
The Door Has Been Opened
Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
35.6%
Uncommon
Your Fate Is Sealed
13.8%
Epic
Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete
The chair is a foot
13.4%
Epic
I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind
8.5%
Epic
Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate
35.5%
Uncommon
It's Not You... No Wait, It Is
16.0%
Rare
Bedroom Eyes
Unlocked Googly Eyes
14.3%
Epic
Furniture Pervert
59.5%
Common
Please, What Are You Doing
8.8%
Epic
Eager Face
Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
11.1%
Epic
Bookworm
Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
37.9%
Uncommon
Creeper
Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
18.2%
Rare
Clinical Depression
Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
9.2%
Epic
Fucked A Chair
98.4%
Common
Chair Kink
Fucked over 3,000 times
17.6%
Rare
Repeat Customer
19.5%
Rare
Window Shopper
Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
65.4%
Common
No Leg To Stand On
Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
6.4%
Epic
Sexterfield
Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
12.8%
Epic
No Chair Left Out
Completed with every chair color & type
5.0%
Epic
Learn How To Scream
Unlocked bonus sound mode
8.6%
Epic
Quality Assurance
Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
52.4%
Common
Imposter Syndrome
Became worth an investigation
17.9%
Rare
Examination
The Chorus bears witness
10.6%
Epic
Got the Job!
Successfully impress The Chorus
8.9%
Epic
Catfished
50.8%
Common
Stop Worrying And Love The Chair
5.8%
Epic
Overview
22.6%Avg Completion
0.0% of players have 100%
Rarity Breakdown
Legendary
0
Epic
16
Rare
6
Uncommon
4
Common
5
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