CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck Achievements83 achievements
The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!
There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...
3.1%
Legendary
Funky Pop!
Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
70.1%
Common
Kasia, wróć!
She's never coming back...
46.9%
Uncommon
Coming Out of the Closet
You got caught...
30.2%
Uncommon
No More Baby!
Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
7.7%
Epic
Early Adopter
You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
88.4%
Common
Billiards Pro
That's not actually how you play the game.
6.5%
Epic
Oops...
18.7%
Rare
Out of Bounds
You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
6.3%
Epic
Genocide
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
1.9%
Legendary
Not Jesus
61.8%
Common
The Trash Man
2.4%
Legendary
No Escape
19.0%
Rare
Zoil Skip
Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
3.8%
Legendary
Clocking In
Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
2.2%
Legendary
Saving Lives
You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
17.2%
Rare
Hard Victory
Beat Cuck Souls on hard mode... Impressive.
1.5%
Legendary
Flawless Victory
Beat Cuck Souls without taking damage.
1.4%
Legendary
myspacebarisbroken
Beat Cuck Souls without ever rolling.
1.4%
Legendary
Godlike
Beat Cuck Souls without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.
1.4%
Legendary
Nerfed
Beat Cuck Souls.
1.9%
Legendary
跑酷
你在这干嘛 ?
4.7%
Legendary
I'm Gay!
You identify as Gay.
5.7%
Epic
I'm Bisexual!
You identify as Bisexual.
8.1%
Epic
Full of Pride
Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
2.4%
Legendary
Locked Up
4.7%
Legendary
Seven Hundo
And you can't even do seven...
9.7%
Epic
Gang Stalked
6.8%
Epic
Baby Grabber
Put him down... Put him down!
4.0%
Legendary
Room 503
Hm...
8.1%
Epic
Genocide, But Faster
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
1.3%
Legendary
My Masterpiece
Create your first piece of art.
12.7%
Epic
The Heist
2.4%
Legendary
Makin' Bacon
Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
2.5%
Legendary
Betrayal
10.6%
Epic
Paid in Full
10.6%
Epic
Making a Mess
That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
2.3%
Legendary
System Error
What more would you expect from outsourced code?
1.8%
Legendary
Pig Roast
Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
1.6%
Legendary
Genocide v2
Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
1.3%
Legendary
Simpin' Ain't Easy
If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
6.7%
Epic
Walk A Mile In...
Someone else's shoes.
3.4%
Legendary
High Voltage
This isn't safe...
8.1%
Epic
Sneed
2.1%
Legendary
The Spirit of Christmas
Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
2.5%
Legendary
Push It
Push the button. A lot.
1.6%
Legendary
Stuck
Idiot...
9.6%
Epic
My New Friend
Who said you can't buy friendship?
1.8%
Legendary
Art Connoisseur
Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
2.5%
Legendary
The "Other" Plane
4.0%
Legendary
Red Rocket
I dub thee... "Red Rocket"
1.9%
Legendary
Cuck-ception
Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
2.1%
Legendary
New Whip
Feels new, anyway...
3.3%
Legendary
Jackpot!
1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
2.7%
Legendary
Practice Makes Perfect
I'll do better next time...
4.1%
Legendary
Eyes In The Sky
Fixed the drone.
1.4%
Legendary
Never Forget
1.5%
Legendary
Terminated
Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
3.0%
Legendary
Beer Exploit
Are you even going to drink them all?
1.3%
Legendary
Corrupted
It was only a matter of time...
4.8%
Legendary
Night Duty
Worked at night.
1.8%
Legendary
Demon
1.5%
Legendary
No Call No Show
Skipped a day of work... How could you?
3.4%
Legendary
The Pact
2.2%
Legendary
The Great Escape
1.4%
Legendary
Movin' n Groovin'
Show off your moves.
22.7%
Rare
Strange Device
What are it's motives?
2.1%
Legendary
Funky Pop Connoisseur
Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!
1.0%
Legendary
Hangman
_ _ _ _ _ _
0.9%
Legendary
Pain in My...
Hard at work, or hard at work?
1.7%
Legendary
Loved and Lost
Not again...
1.7%
Legendary
Well Informed
Read all of the Pulse News stories.
0.6%
Legendary
I'm Blue
You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...
1.9%
Legendary
CORN
Played CORN.
0.9%
Legendary
Burn The Witch
The evil artefact has been destroyed...
3.2%
Legendary
The Ladies Room
0.3%
Legendary
Kitchen Staff Only
0.4%
Legendary
Deleted
0.3%
Legendary
Jet Set
It kinda looks like a toilet...
0.2%
Legendary
Broken
Least insane woman.
0.2%
Legendary
It's Beautiful
Designed by Timothy, Age 6
0.2%
Legendary
Patricide
0.7%
Legendary
RIP
0.2%
Legendary