WELCOME TO MY SIMULATION
Start the game.
THE SUFFERING BEGINS
Make it to the first challenging level.
FIRST CHALLENGES COMPLETE
Complete the 3rd "real" level.
1ST CHAPTER COMPLETE
Beat the boss of the first chapter.
2ND CHAPTER COMPLETE
Beat the boss of the second chapter.
3RD CHAPTER COMPLETE
Beat the boss of the third chapter.
4TH CHAPTER COMPLETE
Beat the boss of the fourth chapter.
GAME COMPLETE
Make it to the end game credits.
INFINITELY EASY
Collect one quarter of all difficulty points.
EXTREMELY EASY
Collect half of all difficulty points.
VERY EASY
Collect three quarters of all difficulty points.
EASY
Collect all difficulty points.
YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL
Find and visit every level.
CURIOUS
Find one third of all exploration points.
EXPLORER
Find two thirds of all exploration points.
GIGA BRAIN
Find all exploration points.
ALTERNATIVE END
Find the alternative ending of the game.
SPEEDRUN
Start a fresh game and reach the end in less than 30 minutes without using exploration mode.
WATERRUN
Collect all water drops in every level while the pump is broken.
HUNDRED PERCENT
Admire your beautiful 100% save file in the save slot selection.
ZERO DEATHS
Make it to the end of the game with 0 deaths (without using exploration mode).
100 DEATHS
Die 100 times.
1000 DEATHS
Die 1000 times.
NICE HAT
Show Squid your new hat.
MESSED UP
Mess up Squid's presentation slides.
I'M FRUSTRATED
Find the smily minigame.
SMILE LEVEL 100
Reach level 100 in the smily minigame.
GLITCHED
Use the glitch.
WELCOME BACK
Return for a 2nd play session.
KNOW YOUR LIMITS
Manually change the difficulty.