Whoopsie!
The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged. -Psalms 34:18
Abuse Democracy
I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you... -Corinthians 1:10
Duped!
My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness. -Psalms 38:5
Magician's Assistant #1
Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts. -Revelations 9:21
Who's a good boy!?
The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. -Revelations 13:2
Win the Talent Show
Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ! -Corinthians 15:57
Magician's Assistant #2
The light of a lamp will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all the nations were led astray. -Revelations 18:23
Magician's Assistant #3
Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries,which you have laboured at since childhood. Perhaps you will succeed, perhaps you will cause terror. -Isaiah 47:12
King for a Day
And I will make thee exceeding fruitful, and I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee. -Genesis 17:6
Treasure Hunter
The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure... -Deuteronomy 28:12
Appease the Devil
You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. -John 8:44
Swapsies
Every woman shall borrow of her neighbour, and of her that sojourneth in her house, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold... -Exodus 3:22
Make a Friend
The righteous choose their friends carefully, but the way of the wicked leads them astray. -Proverbs 12:26
The End #1
When he had received the drink, Jesus said, “It is finished.” With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. -John 19:30
The End #2
You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’ But you do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful and naked. -Revelations 3:17
The End #3
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. -Revelations 21:4
First Blood
Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image. -Genesis 9:6
Holy Book
Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it. -Revelations 1:3
Spank the Bishop
But I -- I say to you, not to resist the evil, but whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other. -Matthew 5:39
Brawler
Then I will act with hostility toward you; I also will strike you seven times for your sins. -Leviticus 26:24
Serial Killer
And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting from every animal. And from each human being, too... -Genesis 9:5